Spank The Monkey

Spank The Monkey is a indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain that has quietly built a dedicated following. This well-regarded bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 21-27% on average, with 0.4% CBD. It is sold as regular seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

The Spank The Monkey high creeps in gently before wrapping the whole body in heavy relaxation — expect softened shoulders, slowed thoughts and a warm couch-lock that deepens as the session goes on. Even at its heaviest, a quiet euphoria hums in the background, keeping the experience warm rather than sedating from the first hit. These combined effects make Spank The Monkey a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and insomnia and other sleep disorders, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

Spank The Monkey has a delicious berry and lemon flavor that lingers on the tongue long after the exhale, with an aroma to match that grows sharper as the buds are broken apart. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a lemon finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has compact rounded forest green nugs with cool blue undertones, thin orange hairs and a thick coat of frosty crystal trichomes.

For growers, Spank The Monkey offers a manageable grow for anyone with a harvest or two behind them — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home in controlled indoor setups. Given steady feeding and a little light training, it rewards the effort with heavy, resin-coated colas. Plants stay compact enough for tents and small rooms, which makes canopy management straightforward. Its genetics run through the wider Monkey family — see Drunken Monkey and Evil Monkey for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.