Evil Monkey

Evil Monkey is a sativa dominant hybrid (70% sativa/30% indica) strain with a character all of its own. THC testing typically lands between 19% and 25%, pairing raw strength with a 1% CBD content. Seeds come in regular form, and demand from home growers has never really slowed.

The Evil Monkey high hits fast and heady — a bright, clear-eyed lift that fuels conversation, ideas and forward momentum, with only a light touch of physical relaxation underneath. A soft physical ease settles in beneath the head high, smoothing out the energy so it never turns jittery or racy. Because of these effects, Evil Monkey is often chosen for managing mild to moderate depression and chronic fatigue, especially by those who want relief without reaching for anything heavier.

Evil Monkey has a distinctive sweet and earthy flavor that lingers on the tongue long after the exhale, with an aroma to match that grows sharper as the buds are broken apart. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a earthy finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has dense grape-shaped forest green nugs with cool blue undertones, curly amber hairs and a sticky layer of golden-white trichomes.

For growers, Evil Monkey offers a manageable grow for anyone with a harvest or two behind them — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home indoors or outdoors. Given steady feeding and a little light training, it rewards the effort with heavy, resin-coated colas. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Evil family — see Early Evil Haze and Evil As Fuck for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.