Fat Bastard Auto

Fat Bastard Auto is a evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain that has quietly built a dedicated following. THC testing typically lands between 19% and 25%, pairing raw strength with a 0.4% CBD content. Seeds come in regular form, and demand from home growers has never really slowed.

The Fat Bastard Auto high balances both sides of its lineage: a happy head buzz up front, and a soothing physical warmth that follows a few minutes behind. Neither side ever overpowers the other, which is exactly why well-bred hybrids like this one earn permanent shelf space. These combined effects make Fat Bastard Auto a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and mild to moderate depression, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

On the palate, expect pine and earthy up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a earthy finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has compact rounded dense green nugs with rich blue-purple undertones, fiery orange hairs and a fine dusting of milky white trichomes.

In the garden, Fat Bastard Auto is a manageable grow for anyone with a harvest or two behind them, flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks and performing well indoors or outdoors. Given steady feeding and a little light training, it rewards the effort with heavy, resin-coated colas. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Bastard family — see Australian Bastard Cannabis Site and Drunken Bastard for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.