Drunken Bastard

Drunken Bastard is a indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain that has quietly built a dedicated following. This infamous bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 21-27% on average, with 0.2% CBD. It is sold as feminized seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

Users describe the Drunken Bastard high as a slow, warming body melt that starts at the back of the head and rolls down through the limbs, easing muscles into deep, contented calm while the mind drifts into a hazy, happy state. Even at its heaviest, a quiet euphoria hums in the background, keeping the experience warm rather than sedating from the first hit. These combined effects make Drunken Bastard a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and insomnia and other sleep disorders, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

On the palate, expect lemon and berry up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a berry finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has long tapered spade-shaped dense green nugs with rich blue-purple undertones, fiery orange hairs and a sticky layer of golden-white trichomes.

For growers, Drunken Bastard offers an easy, forgiving grow that suits first-time cultivators — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home in controlled indoor setups. It shrugs off common beginner mistakes, and yields stay respectable even when conditions are less than perfect. Plants stay compact enough for tents and small rooms, which makes canopy management straightforward. Its genetics run through the wider Drunken family — see Drunken Samurai and Drunken Bitch Slaps for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.