Urinal Cake

Urinal Cake is a sativa dominant hybrid (65% sativa/35% indica) strain with a character all of its own. This well-regarded bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 17-23% on average, with 0.3% CBD. Seeds come in regular form, and demand from home growers has never really slowed.

The Urinal Cake high hits fast and heady — a bright, clear-eyed lift that fuels conversation, ideas and forward momentum, with only a light touch of physical relaxation underneath. Underneath the mental charge, a mellow body calm keeps things comfortable, taking the edge off without ever slowing you down. These combined effects make Urinal Cake a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and mild to moderate depression, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

On the palate, expect sweet up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a sweet finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has compact rounded forest green nugs with cool blue undertones, rust-colored hairs and a sticky layer of golden-white trichomes.

For growers, Urinal Cake offers a manageable grow for anyone with a harvest or two behind them — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home indoors or outdoors. Given steady feeding and a little light training, it rewards the effort with heavy, resin-coated colas. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Cake family — see Wedding Cake X Triangle Kush BX3 and Wedding Cake x Triple OG for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.