The Funk From Mars

The Funk From Mars is a indica dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) strain that has quietly built a dedicated following. This infamous bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 22-28% on average, with 0.7% CBD. Seeds come in feminized form, and demand from home growers has never really slowed.

Users describe the The Funk From Mars high as a slow, warming body melt that starts at the back of the head and rolls down through the limbs, easing muscles into deep, contented calm while the mind drifts into a hazy, happy state. Even at its heaviest, a quiet euphoria hums in the background, keeping the experience warm rather than sedating from the first hit. These combined effects make The Funk From Mars a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and insomnia and other sleep disorders, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

The Funk From Mars has a distinctive sweet flavor that lingers on the tongue long after the exhale, with an aroma to match that grows sharper as the buds are broken apart. Each exhale leaves a sweet-tinged aftertaste that keeps you coming back for one more taste. This bud has long tapered spade-shaped dense green nugs with rich blue-purple undertones, curly amber hairs and a sticky layer of golden-white trichomes.

For growers, The Funk From Mars offers a manageable grow for anyone with a harvest or two behind them — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home in controlled indoor setups. Given steady feeding and a little light training, it rewards the effort with heavy, resin-coated colas. Plants stay compact enough for tents and small rooms, which makes canopy management straightforward. Its genetics run through the wider Mars family — see Critical Mars and High Mars for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.