Patti Cake

Patti Cake is a sativa dominant hybrid (60% sativa/40% indica) strain that has quietly built a dedicated following. This infamous bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 24-30% on average, with 0.3% CBD. It is sold as regular seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

Users describe the Patti Cake high as an immediate uplifting cerebral rush that sharpens focus and sets off waves of creative energy, keeping you motivated and sociable without weighing down the body. A soft physical ease settles in beneath the head high, smoothing out the energy so it never turns jittery or racy. These combined effects make Patti Cake a frequent pick among patients dealing with mild to moderate depression and chronic fatigue, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

On the palate, expect sweet up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. Each exhale leaves a sweet-tinged aftertaste that keeps you coming back for one more taste. This bud has long tapered spade-shaped olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, fiery orange hairs and a fine dusting of milky white trichomes.

For growers, Patti Cake offers a demanding plant best left to experienced growers — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home indoors or outdoors. Dialed-in climate control and careful pruning are repaid with exceptional bag appeal and top-shelf potency. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Cake family — see Banana Kush Cake Automatic and Banana Runtz Cake for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.