Jealous Mike

Jealous Mike is a evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain with a character all of its own. THC testing typically lands between 24% and 30%, pairing raw strength with a 0.5% CBD content. It is sold as regular seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

The Jealous Mike high balances both sides of its lineage: a happy head buzz up front, and a soothing physical warmth that follows a few minutes behind. The handoff between head and body is seamless, making it easy to dose for either a productive afternoon or a slow evening. These combined effects make Jealous Mike a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and mild to moderate depression, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

Jealous Mike has a mouth-filling chocolate and lemon flavor that lingers on the tongue long after the exhale, with an aroma to match that grows sharper as the buds are broken apart. Each exhale leaves a chocolate-tinged aftertaste that keeps you coming back for one more taste. This bud has compact rounded olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, thin orange hairs and a thick coat of frosty crystal trichomes.

For growers, Jealous Mike offers a demanding plant best left to experienced growers — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home indoors or outdoors. Dialed-in climate control and careful pruning are repaid with exceptional bag appeal and top-shelf potency. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Jealous family — see Jealous Dog and Jealous Mary Auto for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.