Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried is a sativa dominant hybrid (60% sativa/40% indica) strain with a character all of its own. This well-regarded bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 19-25% on average, with 0.5% CBD. It is sold as regular seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

The Gilbert Gottfried high hits fast and heady — a bright, clear-eyed lift that fuels conversation, ideas and forward momentum, with only a light touch of physical relaxation underneath. A soft physical ease settles in beneath the head high, smoothing out the energy so it never turns jittery or racy. Because of these effects, Gilbert Gottfried is often chosen for managing mild to moderate depression and chronic fatigue, especially by those who want relief without reaching for anything heavier.

Gilbert Gottfried has a mouth-filling sweet flavor that lingers on the tongue long after the exhale, with an aroma to match that grows sharper as the buds are broken apart. Each exhale leaves a sweet-tinged aftertaste that keeps you coming back for one more taste. This bud has dense grape-shaped forest green nugs with cool blue undertones, curly amber hairs and a sticky layer of golden-white trichomes.

In the garden, Gilbert Gottfried is an easy, forgiving grow that suits first-time cultivators, flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks and performing well indoors or outdoors. It shrugs off common beginner mistakes, and yields stay respectable even when conditions are less than perfect. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed.