Colombian Thunder Funk

Colombian Thunder Funk is a indica dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) strain with a character all of its own. This infamous bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 18-24% on average, with 0.4% CBD. Seeds come in regular form, and demand from home growers has never really slowed.

Users describe the Colombian Thunder Funk high as a slow, warming body melt that starts at the back of the head and rolls down through the limbs, easing muscles into deep, contented calm while the mind drifts into a hazy, happy state. Even at its heaviest, a quiet euphoria hums in the background, keeping the experience warm rather than sedating from the first hit. These combined effects make Colombian Thunder Funk a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and insomnia and other sleep disorders, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

On the palate, expect sweet and berry up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a berry finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has long tapered spade-shaped olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, fiery orange hairs and a fine dusting of milky white trichomes.

In the garden, Colombian Thunder Funk is a manageable grow for anyone with a harvest or two behind them, flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks and performing well in controlled indoor setups. Given steady feeding and a little light training, it rewards the effort with heavy, resin-coated colas. Plants stay compact enough for tents and small rooms, which makes canopy management straightforward. Its genetics run through the wider Thunder family — see Rogue Thunder and Rolling Thunder for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.