Feminized
Artificial Tears
Artificial Tears is a indica-dominant strain with sweet, coffee flavors, known for relaxed, sleepy effects.
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Artificial Tears Strain Overview
Artificial Tears is a indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain with a character all of its own. THC testing typically lands between 13% and 19%, pairing raw strength with a 0.8% CBD content. It is sold as feminized seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.
The Artificial Tears high creeps in gently before wrapping the whole body in heavy relaxation — expect softened shoulders, slowed thoughts and a warm couch-lock that deepens as the session goes on. A gentle mental uplift keeps the mood bright the whole way through, so the physical heaviness never tips over into fogginess. These combined effects make Artificial Tears a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and insomnia and other sleep disorders, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.
On the palate, expect sweet and coffee up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a coffee finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has compact rounded bright neon green nugs, fiery orange hairs and a thick coat of frosty crystal trichomes.
For growers, Artificial Tears offers an easy, forgiving grow that suits first-time cultivators — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home in controlled indoor setups. It shrugs off common beginner mistakes, and yields stay respectable even when conditions are less than perfect. Plants stay compact enough for tents and small rooms, which makes canopy management straightforward. Its genetics run through the wider Artificial family — see Artificial Dank and Artificial Intelligence for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.