Alabaster Jonez

Alabaster Jonez is a sativa dominant hybrid (80% sativa/20% indica) strain with a character all of its own. THC testing typically lands between 23% and 29%, pairing raw strength with a 0.6% CBD content. It is sold as feminized seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

The Alabaster Jonez high hits fast and heady — a bright, clear-eyed lift that fuels conversation, ideas and forward momentum, with only a light touch of physical relaxation underneath. Underneath the mental charge, a mellow body calm keeps things comfortable, taking the edge off without ever slowing you down. Because of these effects, Alabaster Jonez is often chosen for managing chronic fatigue and low mood, especially by those who want relief without reaching for anything heavier.

On the palate, expect skunk and chocolate up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. Each exhale leaves a skunk-tinged aftertaste that keeps you coming back for one more taste. This bud has dense grape-shaped vivid green nugs with warm amber tones, fiery orange hairs and a thick coat of frosty crystal trichomes.

For growers, Alabaster Jonez offers a demanding plant best left to experienced growers — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home indoors or outdoors. Dialed-in climate control and careful pruning are repaid with exceptional bag appeal and top-shelf potency. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed.